The Republican National Committee has set up a site that lets you send politically themed Valentine's Day cards. It's GOPValentine.com, and it's seriously unfunny.
That's not "unfunny" meaning "I disagree with your point of view, and therefor my bias leads me to not laugh at your jokes." The idea itself is actually pretty decent, the GOP just failed in the execution. They made 14 cards, and these are the best two:
Those are mildly amusing, but it's all downhill from there. You'd think with its positions on gay marriage, contraception, and divorcing your sick wife, the GOP wouldn't want to open that door. But hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. So, here you go, a more honest Valentine's Day card from the GOP: