Hold on to your potatoes, New York, Boston, etc. It's hurricane time, and Lawyerlite is here to give you all the information you need to survive the oncoming storm.
Get a box, write "Hurricane Kit" or some shit on it, and then make sure to get these items:
Maybe some Bacardi 151
Maybe some Myer's black rum
You're gonna want to mix those all together, and then drink them. That's how you survive a hurricane!
...Wait, no, that is the hurricane. To survive a hurricane, you will need the following additional items in your box:
Gatorade (G2 if you're watching your calories)
Bloody Mary Mix
Maybe some bacon infused whiskey
A couple McGriddles
The soothing voices of NPR news coverage
Be safe, and remember, the easiest way to die in a hurricane is to have to think about the answer to "Should I get out of the path of this thing?"