A is for AURGH! The sound that you'll make, for
B is for Billables, forcing you to stay late.
C is for Christmas, a day you celebrated once.
Don't even think about it, now back to work, dunce.
E is for Eggnog that you've spiked in secrecy.
F is for Fuck it, just get out the whiskey.
G is for Gone home, your bosses and peers.
H is for Holidays, you won't have them for years.
I is for Internet, r/funny can get rid of that frown.
J is for r/Jailbait, wait... when was that taken down?
K is for Contracts, a thousand more to review.
L is for Let go, get them done or you're stewed.
M is for Money, the small share that you see.
N is No bonus, I'll keep it for me.
O - Oh, shit! Time sheets still need to be filled.
P is for for Padded, the way clients are billed.
Q is for Quick, just make something up.
R is for Rounding, always up up up up.
S is for Santa, at home railing your wife.
T is Tough shit, you're never there, serves you right.
U is for Ungrateful, you're lucky to work here.
V is for Vacation, maybe you'll get one next year.
W is for Wasting, your life's slipping away.
X is for Christmas, is that today?
Y is for Yes, but it's not an issue.
Z is for Zero, the people who miss you.