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Grads are the New Illegals - Robot Pimp

Meet Entitlement Eric - Robot Pimp

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A Necessary Delusion - Shadow Hand

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Time, Place, and Manner

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It's a Billable Christmas

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A is for AURGH! The sound that you'll make, for

B is for Billables, forcing you to stay late.

C is for Christmas, a day you celebrated once.

Don't even think about it, now back to work, dunce.

E is for Eggnog that you've spiked in secrecy.

F is for Fuck it, just get out the whiskey.

G is for Gone home, your bosses and peers.

H is for Holidays, you won't have them for years.

I is for Internet, r/funny can get rid of that frown.

J is for r/Jailbait, wait... when was that taken down?

K is for Contracts, a thousand more to review.

L is for Let go, get them done or you're stewed.

M is for Money, the small share that you see.

N is No bonus, I'll keep it for me.

O - Oh, shit! Time sheets still need to be filled.

P is for for Padded, the way clients are billed.

Q is for Quick, just make something up.

R is for Rounding, always up up up up.

S is for Santa, at home railing your wife.

T is Tough shit, you're never there, serves you right.

U is for Ungrateful, you're lucky to work here.

V is for Vacation, maybe you'll get one next year.

W is for Wasting, your life's slipping away.

X is for Christmas, is that today?

Y is for Yes, but it's not an issue.

Z is for Zero, the people who miss you.

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