Ten things you can say about your law school, but can't (or ought not to) say about your girlfriend:
Who let all these pricks in?
$25,000 a year is a bargain.
What else was I supposed to do with my poli sci undergrad?
Founded in 1892.
These curves are bullshit.
I’m better looking than most of the guys here.
98% employment within 9 months.
We scored top 10 in the peer review assessment.
My dad went here in the 60s.
I was an affirmative action admit.
As a special treat to all you good little readers, here's five things you can say about both your law school and your girlfriend:
Grandma is so proud.
Excellent student to teacher ratio.
After the first two years you stop paying attention to the curves.
When I get out of here I’ll have the admiration of my peers and be a leader of society.
Granted provisional accreditation by the ABA.