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"I have no responsibilities here whatsoever."
It's that simple. Don't take anything you read here as legal advice, career advice, educational advice, or social advice. The articles and information on this site are intended for entertainment purposes only. And, if you look at how badly we achieve even our stated end, you can just imagine how poorly this site would perform for any other purpose.
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Our writers may also discuss the consumption of delicious, intoxicating spirits in large volumes. No representation is made that these levels are safe for consumption by you, the reader. Binge drinking does not make you cool. It makes us cool, and you are not us. We have years of depression fueling the intense conditioning we put our livers through. To quote Mythbuster Jamie Hyneman, "It may not look like it, but we're professionals. Do us a favor and don't try this at home."
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We'll let you expert logicians figure out what to do.
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