This story couldn't come at any better time than National Donut Day.
Danielle Jordan of Philadelphia has sued Dunkin Donuts after going into a diabetic coma, claiming that Dunkin failed to use an artificial sweetener as requested, giving her regular sugar instead.
Leshia Evans, spokeswoman for Dunkin refused to comment on this case, but did say "we encounter thousands and thousands of customers on a daily basis. We don't provide a customer with anything they don't request. If they request a medium coffee, they will get a medium coffee. If you fail to request a sugar substitute, we can't read your mind. We sell doughnuts, not crystal balls."
Since Dunkin isn't commenting, we will:
First, sugar and artificial sweeteners don't taste anything alike, no matter how much Splenda tries to tell you they do. If your drink contains enough sweetener to send you into a coma, you can tell what's in it.
Second, the receipt will probably be key. If it shows a sugar substitute was ordered, but regular sugar wound up in the coffee, Dunkin is in trouble. If there's a chocolate glazed donut also on the receipt, we hope Dunkin slaps Jordan with a defamation suit.
Third, if you're that susceptible to falling into a coma, don't put your life in the hands of a minimum wage barista. If you really need your coffee fix, ask for it unsweetened and put the sweetener in yourself.
And finally, why isn't there a Drunkin Donuts for when you need to be awake, but not alert?
In an incredibly bi-partisan vote, over a heavily political topic, the House of Representatives passed a non-binding resolution demanding (so far as a non-binding resolution can demand anything) that President Obama present to Congress a detailed explanation of the costs and objectives of the US's support of the NATO operations in Libya, as well as an explanation for why the administration failed to seek Congressional approval within the 60 day time limit set under the War Powers Resolution.
The resolution, introduced by John Boehner passed 268-145, with 45 Democrats voting in favor of it.
Democrat Dennis Kucinich later introduced a stronger resolution, calling for the withdrawal of forced from Libya, which failed 148-265, with 87 Republicans voting for it.
Between the two resolution, 324 members of the House cast a vote rebuking the President for stepping outside the constitutional powers of the Commander in Chief. It is not yet clear what the Congress will do if the President ignores the new 14 day deadline.
While on her publicity tour across the country, Sarah Palin made an off-the-cuff remark about Paul Revere's midnight ride.
He who warned uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.
Hardly very eloquent, and Revere wasn't going about ringing bells and firing shots, but it's the idea that Revere road out to prevent the British from taking away our weapons that is at the heart of Palin's telling of the story, and also the center of the criticism of it.
Jason Easley, EiC or PoliticusUSA had this to say about Palin's account:
Okay, there is a little problem with Palin’s story. Paul Revere’s historic ride occurred in 1775, the constitutional convention did not even convene until 1787. Besides this not so minor point, Sarah Palin gets everything else about Paul Revere’s ride wrong.
[...] Sarah Palin thinks Paul Revere’s ride was about the Second Amendment, and she wants to president.
If we keep making excuses for Sarah Palin’s ignorance, we will have no excuse if she happens to smile and wink her way to the presidency some day.
Go back and re-read Palin's remarks and ...where does she reference the Second Amendment? She doesn't. She talks about the underlying freedoms the Second Amendment protects, but the criticism is entirely off base. It would be like if Palin said John Adams defended British soldiers in the trail that followed the Boston Massacre, and then calling her ignorant for not knowing the 5th Amendment hadn't been passed yet.
Anyone with a rudimentary understanding of American history (or internet research, for that matter) would know that Palin actually is right about what the British were out to do. Yes, she does fail to mention that the British were on their way to arrest Samuel Adams and John Hancock, but that wasn't the entirety of their mission. They were also coming to seize the weapons stores at Concord.
So yes, the British were in deed trying to be takin' away our arms. ...Though, Revere wasn't warning the British, he was warning the revolutionaries, but we can chalk that up to the remark being impromptu.
The Alabama House and Senate have passed a measure which, if adopted by the voters in a 2012 referendum, would remove Jim Crow era racist language from the state Constitution, regarding segregation of schools and a poll tax. These sections of the state Constitution are already ineffective due to federal law. A similar measure was passed in 2004, but also included a change to property taxes, and was rejected by voters.
In a bizarre turn of events, the amendment was widely rejected by the state's black lawmakers. None of the state's 7 black senators voted in favor of it.
Representative Alvin "From Germany?!" Holmes said it was a "feel-good bill for white lawmakers," a "con game on the black people of Alabama," and that "[sponsor Arthur Orr] hasn't done anything for black people in the state."
The Constitutional Daily Ethics Committee has been hard at work investigation a very serious claim: the latest article by Bitter Lawyer contributor Matthew Richardson appears to be little more than a take on an old story by Tucker Max.
In his recently released Primetime Propeganda, Harvard Law grad Ben Shapiro covers what most of us already know to be true, that Hollywood, both on TV and in film, has an intense liberal bias.
Avatar portrayed capitalists as heartless, money-hungry, nature destroyers (and all white). The free clinic on House conveys the message that anyone should have access to the best doctors and medicine, regardless of insurance or ability to pay, and that doctors ought to be conscripted into providing that service. Battlestar Galactica had a plot line that was a not-so-subtle swipe at Gitmo and extraordinary rendition (though, we think the human suicide bomber bit was just because it's such an interesting idea, and not an attempt to side with terrorists). Modern Family, Glee, and America's Next Great Restaurant aren't even subtle in their messages.
The most recent show with a strong conservative angle,The Chicago Code, with it's pro-police theme (and a politically incorrect corrupt black politician as the villain) was canceled after one season.
Much of the bias is only slightly objectionable though. Creative artists have always infused their work with political and social messages, and should be allowed to do so. Where Shapiro's book really gets into the nitty gritty is the de facto blackballing of conservative actors and other talent.
For example, Bruce Patrow refused to cast Dwight Shultz (of The A-Team and Star Trek: The Next Generation) on St. Elsewhere, because Shultz was a fan of Ronald Reagon. About the casting decision, Patrow said "There's not going to be a Reagan asshole on this show!"
Political sympathies aren't a protected class, nor do we think the government should make it one. But, at the same time, we find no problem in exposing such discrimination.
Shapiro's complaints about shows having political messages is a bit whiny. Let the artists say whatever they want to say. But, Shapiro did come across one content choice we found very compelling:
Whites constitutie about 30% of the prison population, but are 60% of the criminals shown on COPS. In an interview with Shapiro, COPS creator John Langley defended Hollywood against accusations of portraying minorities in a negative light by stating that he intentionally over represented white criminals, in an effort to fight negative stereotypes about minorities.
Imagine if he wanted to fight stereotypes about poor whites, that they're all wife-beating, meth-smoking, gun-toting, drunk rednecks. And, to fight that stereotype he showed a disproportionately small number of whites being arrested, necessarily increasing the number of minorities arrested on the show.
In a punishment that we hope is a subtle homage to the opening sequence of The Simpsons, a Malaysian man has been sentenced to issuing an apology 100 times on Twitter over a three day period.
Fahmi Fadzil, a social activist, has just over 4500 Twitter followers, but there's a good chance the sentence will backfire, and news of the odd punishment will cause the ranks of his followers to swell.
He is currently on apology 23:
23/100 I've DEFAMED Blu Inc Media & Female Magazine. My tweets on their HR Policies are untrue. I retract those words & hereby apologize
Contrariwise, it's possible that his followers will be annoyed with the spam, hurting Fadzil, but simultaneously causing the apology to reach fewer ears.
Three police officers in Baltimore detained and harassed a man for more than 40 minutes over the offense of taking pictures of trains.
After the man boarded a train to continue on his way to Penn Station, MTA police followed him, and upon arriving at an Amtrak terminal, the MTA police got the Amtrak police involved, who disagreed with the MTA about the illegality of photographing trains.
He caught nearly the entire incident on video, and the MTA officers can be heard citing homeland security concerns, and sections of the Patriot Act:
Listen, listen to what I’m saying. The Patriot Act says that critical infrastructure, trains, train stations, all those things require certain oversight to take pictures, whether you say they are for personal use or whatever, that’s your story.
Granted, no one has actually read the Patriot Act, so it's not like we can say with any confidence that this isn't in there, but given little things like Google Maps and the zillion YouTube videos taken on trains, it's pretty unlikely that there's a crime being committed here.
On the other hand, terrorists are well known for their meticulously documented before-and-after photos, taken conspicuously, in broad daylight.